Something something Smackdown
I haven't watched wrestling since I was a kid, but I do know that this Chris Jericho guy used to walk around karate-chopping his junk...
ERLANGER, Ky - WWE Wrestler Chris Jericho and Greg "Hurricane" Helms were arrested early Wednesday Morning for reportedly being "extremely intoxicated".
The wrestlers were arrested at the Shell gas station in the 3000 block of Dixie Highway around 5 a.m.
The two were arrested for alcoholic intoxication in a public place and taken to the Kenton County Detention Center. They were released on $120 bond each. The wrestlers were in the area because WWE Smackdown was at the U.S. Bank Arena on Tuesday.
http://www.wcpo.com/news/local/story/WWE-Wrestler-Chris-Jericho-Arrested-In-Erlanger/Onc6ZrqslUmhHOOz8FmgYw.cspx?rss=703
Do wrestlers know any way to be intoxicated other than extreme? They "wrestle" in an "extreme sport", so they must live their lives to the extreme, do some extreme fucking, bake extreme cookie, own an extreme feather duster, have callouses from their extreme needlepoint work, and get extremely intoxicated.
Plus, if I was some rich wrestler guy and had to come to this podunk town of mouth breathing window lickers, I would get all sorts of shitcanned myself.
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