I think they like Jesus
WTF Cincy
Showcasing the visual train wrecks, the absured, and the hideous found in Cincinnati. If we don't laugh at them, who will?
23 Jun
2010
I love how they feel equally strong about anti-abortion and the Vikings.
18 Jun
2010
Friday Awesome: @BurgerBGood - aka Cafe De Wheels
It is a burger truck with so many layers of deliciousness that it isn't fair. It was one of the first things I had to have when I finally got back in town... I went with the feta fries and an off-menu item from when they first started up (cause I'm fucking hardcore like that)
You can follow them on twitter to get updates on their location - http://twitter.com/burgerbgood
You can visit their website to see the menu, check out events they will be at, subscribe to their google calendar, etc - http://www.cafedewheels.com
So when you go, tell them WTF Cincy sent you. I doubt it will get you anything special but it will make me feel important, and thats the main issue here, isn't it.
15 Jun
2010
Something, something, false idols
I am sure you heard, but "Touchdown Jesus" at the giant Megalo-church on I-75 was hit by lightning and burned. You would think they would take that as a sign from whatever bastardization of God they worship, but they are claiming they will rebuild it (at a cost of roughly $700,000 for the statue and repairs to the amphitheater)
I have to wonder if there isn't something better that can be done with that money... you know, like feed the poor. But I guess rebuilding a false idol that highlights the ridiculous amounts of money the "church" receives is better than any sort of christian charity. I must have missed the beatitude that stated "blessed are the stupidly rich, they shall fleece the rest of the flock"
11 Jun
2010
WWI - Walking while intoxicated
Just came across this one
LEBANON - A Morrow councilman will hire an attorney for a case in which he was accused of walking down a street while drunk.
Bruce C. Miller declined to enter a plea Thursday before Warren County Court Judge Joseph W. Kirby to a charge of being intoxicated pedestrian on the roadway stemming from a May 12 incident near Vic's Bar in Morrow.
Kirby scheduled another arraignment for June 24, when Miller is expected to appear with an attorney.
The crime is a minor misdemeanor and carries a maximum fine of $150.
Miller, 61, declined to comment on the case after the court hearing. He was arrested about 1,000 feet from Vic's Bar by Morrow Police Chief Heath Kilburn. Kilburn said he acted on a tip phoned in to Mayor Michael G. Erwin.
According to Kilburn, Miller blew a 0.051 or 0.052 on a breathalyzer, which would be lower than Ohio's 0.08 legal limit if he were driving a motor vehicle.
However, Kilburn questioned the results, saying he was using an unfamiliar device, and noting he observed Miller had bloodshot eyes and slurred speech.
In short.. a cop was admittedly too stupid to know how to use his breathalyzer, so even though the results said the councilman was under the legal limit, he was still charged.
This one gets filed under "Shit?, what the"
2 Jun
2010
How many cigarettes will it cost to jam her?
http://news.cincinnati.com/article/20100601/NEWS010701/6020360/Roller-derby-star-admits-to-400K-theft
"Sadistic Sadie" of the Cincinnati Rollergirls admitted Tuesday that she skated away with more than $400,000 in airline tickets without paying for them.
Sadie, a roller derby star whose real name is Mercedes Stafford, pleaded guilty in U.S. District Court in Covington to committing wire fraud while she worked for United Airlines.
Federal prosecutors say Stafford, 34, took advantage of the airline's system for issuing tickets when a passenger's flight is cancelled or delayed. They say the Cincinnati woman created phony ticket numbers and then used them to buy real tickets for flights on United and other airlines.
Team spokesman Lee Laney said Tuesday no one on the team knew how Stafford obtained the airline tickets.
"We were saddened to hear today's news," Laney said in a statement. "While we do not condone her actions, of which the rest of the team had no knowledge, we wish her and her family the best as she takes responsibility for them and as her case works its way through the judicial system."
A prison rape/roller derby joke. It is like a unicorn.... you want to believe they exist, but you never expect to see one!
1 Jun
2010
Prostitute Summer Camp
What else would you expect from a camp called "Koochi Ching"
(You guys get a 2fer today)
Alternate Joke:
29 May
2010
That's one way to bring business back to OTR
http://www.local12.com/content/breaking_news/story/Drug-Agents-High-End-Pot-Growers-in-Tri-State/hZLMqsuC1kmfbO1ZMht6rw.cspx
Two major pot busts, one in Hyde Park (where white is right) and one in Clermont County.
28 May
2010
Friday Awesome: Shasta-McNati
My friends and I were watching Drunk History and Derrick Comedy videos last night, and for some reason we went over to College Humor and saw this video:
If you want some better Friday Awesome posts, you should stop being so lazy and send shit to admin@wtfcincy.com, post something on our Facebook page, or @ us on twitter.
