Donald Duck arrested on drug charges after crash in Ohio

MASSILLON, Ohio - A man named Donald Duck was arrested on drug charges after an accident in a drive-through line over the weekend.

Officers said Duck, 51, was arrested at about 5:25 p.m. Saturday after he repeatedly struck the car in front of him while at a drive-through pizza line on Lincoln Way East in Massillon.

Police said Duck was charged with drug paraphernalia offenses and possession of marijuana.

According to Massillon police, Duck has been arrested numerous times on DUI charges dating back to 1991.

http://www.wcpo.com/dpp/news/local_news/water_cooler/donald-duck-arrested-on-...

Is no one else bothered that this man's name is DONALD DUCK? 

WEST PRICE HILL – She was given some saltines, a small bottle of water, a pillow, a sheet and a bucket for a toilet.

Two doors were then padlocked as her daughter, Adrienna Daniels, 28, and her boyfriend left their Dewey Avenue home June 23 for Daniels’ planned C-section at University Hospital.

For three days, while Greater Cincinnati simmered in a heat emergency, 59-year-old Mary Daniels baked in a sweltering third-floor attic as outside temperatures simmered in the 90s.

She could not get out.

Police reports indicate that Adrienna Daniels, who is enrolled at Southwestern College to become a medical assistant, will be charged as a co-defendant in the case.

For the better part of the last six weeks, since the family moved to Dewey Avenue, Mary Daniels has been locked away, neighbor Karen Klein said. 

Before the attic, she was confined to a dank, dark basement, its doors again locked, Klein said. 

A mattress on the floor served as a bed and sofa. Nearby was her television, which was also on the concrete floor. Mary Daniels had a small table where she kept the scraps of food her family would leave for her, Klein said.

http://news.cincinnati.com/article/20100630/NEWS010701/306300027/1167/NEWS/Wo...

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Cincinnati Pride Parade - July 4th, 11am-9:30pm on Fountain Square

Parade Steps off Promptly at 11a with the Festival immediately following.

DJ Roger will spin your dance groove

from 4-6, followed by more entertainment on the stage

There is another Bengals player with legal trouble:

NFL Star Arrested: 'White Boys Ganging Up on Me'

Cincinnati Bengals running back Cedric Benson turned himself into police today -- after being accused of socking a bouncer in the face at an Austin, Texas bar back in May. 

According to the police report, obtained by TMZ, Benson got into a fight with an unknown subject at Annie's West bar at 1:50 AM on May 30. Cops say Benson was spitting blood from his injured lip.

The report continues ... bar employees tried to calm Benson down -- and the NFL star replied, "I don't give a f*ck."

Benson was asked to leave the bar ... but refused ... and had to be physically escorted out by security. 

Once outside, Benson allegedly told a bystander, "All these white boys are ganging up on me and kicking me out." 

But according to the report, one bouncer heard Benson make the statement and replied, "I'm going to take time out of my busy job to kick you out?"

Benson then allegedly punched the bouncer in the face ... and knocked the bouncer back. 

Bystanders separated the men -- and cops arrived shortly after. 

Benson was charged with assault with injury. Bond was set at $5,000.

http://www.tmz.com/2010/06/29/cedric-benson-arrest-white-boys-nfl-star-assaul...

It must officially be summer time.

...You are going to jail.

Suspect allegedly gets intimate with police cruiser during arrest

CINCINNATI - During the course of their day, it's fair to say that Cincinnati police officers see a lot of different, and sometimes bizarre things.

Police responded to the 1900 block of Fairmount Avenue around 9 p.m. and say they found 27-year-old Les Paul Stuckey acting disorderly.  Police say after being warned to stop, Stuckey didn't and proceeded to curse them out.

Then, things took an odd turn. According to court documents, officers say Stuckey was "pulling on the front of the police car, humping the police car." Stuckey also allegedly refused to listen to the officer who was requesting he stand at the front of the car.

http://www.wcpo.com/dpp/news/region_west_cincinnati/fairmount/suspect-alleged...

Can you blame the guy? Have you seen the way those cars flaunt their tailpipes? *rawr*

Still trying to figure out why people around here love ICP... 

As stolen from @alexshebar's twitter

As much shit as I talk about the Cincinnati Commandos, the games are a fun, cheap time. They are currently in the finals for the inaugural season of their team. 

           

The championship is tomorrow, June 26th. Kickoff is at 8pm and $1 beers start at 7pm. http://cincinnaticommandos.com/

CINCINNATI -- 
Police arrested a man Wednesday evening accused of being naked at the library with a bag full of stolen cheese.

Yup, naked with a bag of stolen cheese... I can't even muster the energy to come up with something witty. 

An off-duty police officer working security at the downtown branch of the Cincinnati Public Library said he found 52-year-old Darrell Bess washing himself in the nude about 5:30 p.m. in the men's restroom.When officers searched his bag, they said they found a knife, a razor, two stolen DVDs and 4 pounds of parmesan cheese stolen from a Findlay Market store.

Bess was taken into custody and charged with public indecency, theft, carrying a concealed weapon.

http://www.wlwt.com/news/24025221/detail.html

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