26 Jul 2010

He shoots loads like a truck, truck, truck

Residents react to arrest of thong-wearing neighbor

MADEIRA, OH (FOX19) - Neighbors in Madeira are talking about a shocking sight they found earlier this week.

Residents on Juler Avenue say they found Brian Luedeker, 37, pleasuring himself Wednesday in his neighbor's yard.

Haley Abner lives right across the street from Luedeker and says she's frustrated by how lightly the Madeira Police Department continues to handle the incident.

"Well it's not funny when a man is walking around masturbating in front of other people windows when I have four kids," said Abner. "I do not find it amusing or funny at all. Period."

Police say they don't think the incident is funny.

"Obviously, he faces some pretty serious charges," said Gary Jamison with Madeira Police.

Luedeker is charged with Voyeurism, Public Indecency and Criminal Trespassing.

Others who know Luedeker say the incident is shocking.

"It seems out of character," said neighbor Melissa Stegmaier. "I've spoken to him out on the street when I've walked a few times and he has always been nice. I've never know anything like this to happen."

Luedeker has been released from jail and is due in court August 27. He refused to be interviewed for this story.

"I don't believe he's a threat," said Stegmaier. "I believe there is some mental issue but I don't know. He's never scared me and I've lived here for 15 years, and this is just a scary thing that has happened."

http://www.fox19.com/Global/story.asp?S=12852816

 

 

 

"Well it's not funny when a man is walking around masturbating in front of other people windows when I have four kids," said Abner. "I do not find it amusing or funny at all. Period."

Personally, I think it is fucking hilarious that people are rubbing one out infront of Abner's kids. The way they phrase it, there wouldn't have been an issue if they didn't have 4 kids... I say they go all Susan Smith and then this guy can crank it all he wants.

 

 

24 Jul 2010

Were they both packing?

Teen Beaten After Trying To Rob Cross-Dresser

A 15-year-old robbery suspect is in custody after trying to rob a man dressed as a woman in Over-the Rhine.

Joshua Bumpus, who goes by the name "Jerica,"was shot in the arm and robbed of $10. But Bumpus didn't give up easily. He then grabbed the gun and started beating the suspect, police said.

The teen was also sprayed with Mace before police arrived.

http://www.wlwt.com/news/24244822/detail.html

Posted to our facebook page by Mary. 

23 Jul 2010

Who is their copilot?

     

20 Jul 2010

I'll put that on my nuts

 

I know people in Cincinnati love ICP, and I have yet to figure out why. This video only serves to confuse me more... Why are people who like "murderous clowns" concerned about friendship and love? 

 

19 Jul 2010

Chad's Johnson

http://www.covers.com/articles/articles.aspx?theArt=197086&t=0

Cincinnati Bengals wide receiver Chad Ochocinco strolled through Las Vegas Thursday in a less-than-conventional outfit.

The outspoken receiver posted on his Twitter feed, "walking around MGM lobby in my gold toe socks and h&m briefs seeing who's winning on these slot machines, people looking at me crazy WTF."

To legitimize his comments, the colorful Ochocinco posted a picture on his Twitter page that shows him sitting at a slot machine wearing only socks and underwear.

The receiver formerly known as "Chad Johnson" didn't stop the undies parade at the MGM either. He tweeted later that evening, "Back in my briefs and socks walking down Flamingo or as they say the Las Vegas strip, when it gets a lil cooler ill put on some clothes."

Ochocinco reportedly told Arizona Cardinals safety Kerry Rhodes that he won - a whole $100.

I guess after associating with the high class women of his TV show, Chad has a new way of presenting himself to the public.

16 Jul 2010

Friday Awesome: MPMF Indie Summer Series

Man, that was a mouthful (fingerful?)... Anyway, if you aren't aware, the folks that put on the Midpoint Music Festival has free concerts every friday night on Fountain Square.

Free music, beer, bitches. What more do you want?

JULY 16

10 p.m. You You’re Awesome (Cincinnati, OH)
9 p.m. Pop Empire (Cincinnati, OH)
8 p.m. The Flux Capacitors (Cincinnati, OH)
7 p.m. Okay Lindon (Middletown, OH)

JULY 23

10 p.m. Wussy (Cincinnati, OH) 
9 p.m. The Chocolate Horse (Cincinnati, OH) 
8 p.m. The Fairmount Girls (Cincinnati, OH) 
7 p.m. Sparrow Bellows (Cincinnati, OH)

JULY 30

10 p.m. Eat Sugar (Cincinnati, OH)  
9 p.m. Bob Log III (Tucson, AZ)
8 p.m. Cotton Jones (Cumberland, MD) 
7 p.m. Darlene (Cincinnati, OH)

AUG 6

10 p.m. Dawes (North Hills, CA)
9 p.m. The Sweep (Cincinnati, OH) 
8 p.m. Messerly & Ewing (Cincinnati, OH) 
7 p.m. Goose (Cincinnati, OH)

AUG 13

10 p.m. Buffalo Killers (Cincinnati, OH) 
9 p.m. The Lions Rampant (Cincinnati, OH)
8 p.m. The Guitars (Cincinnati, OH) 
7 p.m. Soapland (Cincinnati, OH)

AUG 20

10 p.m. Bad Veins (Cincinnati, OH)
9 p.m. Lightning Love (Ypsilanti, Michigan) 
8 p.m. The Harlequins (Cincinnati, OH) 
7 p.m. TBA

AUG 27

10 p.m. Brian Olive (Cincinnati, OH) 
9 p.m. Oxford Cotton (Cincinnati, OH) 
8 p.m. J Dorsey Blues Revival (Cincinnati, OH) 
7 p.m. 20th Century Tokyo Princess (Cincinnati, OH)

SEPT 3

10 p.m. We Are Scientist (Brooklyn, NY)
9 p.m. The Seedy Seeds (Cincinnati, OH)
8 p.m. TBA
7 p.m. TBA

http://mpmf.com/indie_summer_series

You can also follow @midpointmusic for updates.

13 Jul 2010

mi hermana es un pollo

This has made the rounds at DAAP. Apparently fashion sense isn't required to be a fashion design student.

Not like having to watch this hot mess is making me feel any less shitty. I'm going to go down some nyquil...

 

If you don't get the title, then you obviously haven't seen this:

 


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10 Jul 2010

Droppin Panties

Another image sent in on facebook by Dave. 

 

nothing says 'clermont county' like giant 4ft posters of scarface in a bath tub and 2pac (sorry about the bad angle, best i could get)

I'm a bigger fan of the pile of panties next to the posters. I can only hope they were getting ready to sacrifice those panties unto the men who make them wet.

9 Jul 2010

Friday Awesome: Watch This

If you follow us on twitter, you have seen mention of Watch This a few times now, and I thought it would be fitting to finally mention it for a Friday Awesome.

           

Watch This is the brainchild of Alex & Allison. When I say brainchild, I mean that their brains put on some Marvin Gaye and got their freak on... As they explain it

 

Yesterday, we watched Amy Adams playing real life blogger and bitch Julie Powell in 2009’s Julie & JuliaThe premise: Powell cooked all of Julia Child’s recipes in one year and wrote about it.

The movie was so-so (next time you’re baking, add in more Meryl and much much less Amy), but we were struck by something: We could do that … only, not so much the cooking, because cooking is dumb. Instead, we’re going to watch us some movies. In fact, we’ll do all of The American Film Institute’s 100 Top Movies, in order, in one year (two a week), and then be snarky and write about them. This is in addition, of course, to the normal films we’re going to watch anyway. Yeah, we are awesome, thanks for noticing.

Here’s the beauty – instead of doing it alone, we’re going to invite everyone we know to come watch with us, including you. Never seen My Fair Lady? Come join us on February 3. Want to be freaked out and amazed by Fantasia again? May 28th, baby. Always wanted to watch Citizen Kane? You’ll have to wait a while, but next December, it’ll be our last film.

Tonight they are showing Jaws at Take the Cake, which means you can get a double dose of awesome tonight at 7:30 pm. The movie is free, and there will be amazing desserts for sale. In short, you shouldn't miss this. They also have upcoming showings at Hamburger Mary's, The Cincinnati Athletic Club, and Fountain Square. They are also working on having another showing at The 20th Century... ya know, all places people have never heard of.

 

http://www.watchthisblog.com/

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Photos are from movie #51 - A Philadelphia Story

 

8 Jul 2010

Like Cincy drivers weren't bad enough

Driving blind, it could be possible

CINCINNATI - Most of us take driving for granted because we can see. But if you are blind, driving is out of the question… or is it?

Researchers from Virginia Tech University in cooperation with the National Blind Federation are working on a car for the blind.

Mike Skidmore of Bromley is blind and has his doubts. "They've only tested it in parking lots and that's not like a surrounding in a neighborhood or on the expressway."

http://www.wcpo.com/dpp/news/local_news/driving-blind,-it-could-be-possible

I would argue that technically the blind already drive here, because if you are driving with your head up your ass you are damn near blind.

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