It seems lacking taste is a handicap now (from @bibliohead)
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I am sure this is old news to most of you, but I missed this Carson Palmer/John Morrell ad when it first came out. Speaking of coming out... Carson, is there something you want to tell the class?

HEBRON - One motorist traveling through Hebron apparently prefers the most direct route.
The Boone County Sheriff's Department says an unknown person has driven directly through the median of recently installed roundabouts on North Bend Road (Ky. 237) on more than one occasion.
Because the first incident occurred after a snowstorm last month, it was initially believed a driver simply lost control and went onto the median. Now it appears that it is more likely an act of vandalism.
"We have received a few complaints and originally we thought it was weather-related because it wasn't that distinctive," said Tom Scheben, spokesman for the Boone County Sheriff's Department. "Now we think it's intentional and we have increased patrols. We think it's probably happening in the evening and we hope to catch those responsible."
Roundabouts are becoming increasingly popular as a way to avoid traffic delays in high-volume areas that are caused by traffic lights or stop signs.
The two roundabouts on North Bend Road are located at the intersection of Graves Road and at the intersection of Cardinal Way.
It's not clear why the motorist has an aversion to driving in semi-circles, but there was some opposition when the roundabouts were installed last year.
Boone County Judge-executive Gary Moore said the feedback from residents has been mostly positive and the roundabout seems preferable to a traffic signal.
"Due to the density and population growth in that area those two intersections would have either had signals installed during construction or retrofitted later," Moore said.
At the Feb. 2 Fiscal Court meeting, the county agreed to handle much of the maintenance, including any landscaping work on the medians, for the roundabouts. This means that if the culprit or culprits are Boone County residents, they, along with their neighbors, will foot the bill for any subsequent repairs.
Moore said landscaping improvements on the median are planned for later this year and should help improve the traffic flow even more.
"When the center areas are landscaped and improvements are made it will help in the sight distance and motorists should be able to navigate it more effectively," Moore said.
Unless, of course, their preferred route is through the median.
From NKY.com
Seems perfectly logical to me. We live in an area where the concept of a turn signal is considered taboo, where rain/snow/lightning/flashing lights/thursday means you need to drive 8 MPH on the highway, and where Skyline is considered food. I am surprised more people aren't plowing through the middle of the roundabout, simply from driving while their head was up their ass.
I saw this on my way in to the Hyde Park Kroger the other day... and damn near shat myself in shock and awe.
I was reading about Rey Maualuga being arrested for DUI on Friday(BAC of .157, good job) when I thought to myself, "I wonder what our other Bengals have been arrested for?" Thankfully, the folks at channel 5 WLWT have put together a fun slideshow going over Bengal mugshots and description of crimes committed. What would we do without good old fashion journalism.
Take The Cake is one of my favorite places to eat in this god-forsaken city. Every time I go there the food it top notch, the desserts are delicious, and the barbeque.. ohh, I would love to take the barbeque to a seedy motel and let it have it's way with me. Make sure to follow them on twitter, because every Tuesday they have the "word of the day" where you can get $1 off your order. They also have a great brunch every Sunday, and you will usually find a bunch of the "cool kids" of the Cincinnati social media scene there.
I haven't watched wrestling since I was a kid, but I do know that this Chris Jericho guy used to walk around karate-chopping his junk...
ERLANGER, Ky - WWE Wrestler Chris Jericho and Greg "Hurricane" Helms were arrested early Wednesday Morning for reportedly being "extremely intoxicated".
The wrestlers were arrested at the Shell gas station in the 3000 block of Dixie Highway around 5 a.m.
The two were arrested for alcoholic intoxication in a public place and taken to the Kenton County Detention Center. They were released on $120 bond each. The wrestlers were in the area because WWE Smackdown was at the U.S. Bank Arena on Tuesday.
http://www.wcpo.com/news/local/story/WWE-Wrestler-Chris-Jericho-Arrested-In-Erlanger/Onc6ZrqslUmhHOOz8FmgYw.cspx?rss=703

Two different cars sent in by two different people. I figured why not give you guys an abundance of head-shaking today: