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WTF Cincy

Showcasing the visual train wrecks, the absured, and the hideous found in Cincinnati. If we don't laugh at them, who will?

It seems lacking taste is a handicap now (from @bibliohead)


It was parked in a handicap space.

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Posted February 8, 2010 by WTF Cincinnati 
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(Belated) Friday #Awesome - Terry's Turf Club

Fuck Zips.
Fuck Arthurs.
Fuck Fatburger.
Fuck Gordos.
(I haven't been here yet, but) Fuck Quatmans.
Super duper fuck Five guys (and their shitty ass cardboard tasting grease patties)..
If you want a hamburger, go to Terry's.

WARNING: You will never be able to eat a burger anywhere else.


I always get Rockstar parking when I go

I looked up her skirt and was sadly disappointed.


I highly suggest your burger with Grilled onions & peppers, the red curry wasabi ginger sauce, and halloumi cheese.

Sorry for not getting any pictures of the food, but once that meat ambrosia is places in front of me, I have to dive in. Wasting time to take pictures would be sacrilege. 

Terry's is your second choice for our Friday Awesome contest. All you have to do to enter is leave a comment on our facebook discussion. There is still only one entrant... do you want her to win by default because you were too lazy?

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Posted February 6, 2010 by WTF Cincinnati 
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This isn't suggestive at all

I am sure this is old news to most of you, but I missed this Carson Palmer/John Morrell ad when it first came out. Speaking of coming out... Carson, is there something you want to tell the class?


Found on Superpunch

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Don't forget to add your "Friday Awesome" entries on the facespace discussion. There is only one entry right now. Do you really want to let someone win by default?

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Posted February 4, 2010 by WTF Cincinnati 
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Driving is hard

HEBRON - One motorist traveling through Hebron apparently prefers the most direct route.

The Boone County Sheriff's Department says an unknown person has driven directly through the median of recently installed roundabouts on North Bend Road (Ky. 237) on more than one occasion.

Because the first incident occurred after a snowstorm last month, it was initially believed a driver simply lost control and went onto the median. Now it appears that it is more likely an act of vandalism.

"We have received a few complaints and originally we thought it was weather-related because it wasn't that distinctive," said Tom Scheben, spokesman for the Boone County Sheriff's Department. "Now we think it's intentional and we have increased patrols. We think it's probably happening in the evening and we hope to catch those responsible."

Roundabouts are becoming increasingly popular as a way to avoid traffic delays in high-volume areas that are caused by traffic lights or stop signs.

The two roundabouts on North Bend Road are located at the intersection of Graves Road and at the intersection of Cardinal Way.

It's not clear why the motorist has an aversion to driving in semi-circles, but there was some opposition when the roundabouts were installed last year.

Boone County Judge-executive Gary Moore said the feedback from residents has been mostly positive and the roundabout seems preferable to a traffic signal.

"Due to the density and population growth in that area those two intersections would have either had signals installed during construction or retrofitted later," Moore said.

At the Feb. 2 Fiscal Court meeting, the county agreed to handle much of the maintenance, including any landscaping work on the medians, for the roundabouts. This means that if the culprit or culprits are Boone County residents, they, along with their neighbors, will foot the bill for any subsequent repairs.

Moore said landscaping improvements on the median are planned for later this year and should help improve the traffic flow even more.

"When the center areas are landscaped and improvements are made it will help in the sight distance and motorists should be able to navigate it more effectively," Moore said.

Unless, of course, their preferred route is through the median.

From NKY.com

Seems perfectly logical to me. We live in an area where the concept of a turn signal is considered taboo, where rain/snow/lightning/flashing lights/thursday means you need to drive 8 MPH on the highway, and where Skyline is considered food. I am surprised more people aren't plowing through the middle of the roundabout, simply from driving while their head was up their ass.

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Posted February 3, 2010 by WTF Cincinnati 
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Don't all rush out and buy this #threewolfmoon

Found at the Meijer over by Marburg.

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Posted February 1, 2010 by WTF Cincinnati 
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Why is this?

I saw this on my way in to the Hyde Park Kroger the other day... and damn near shat myself in shock and awe. 


Why is Marvin the Martian dual wielding swords, tossing out a high kick while surrounded by Asian-esque characters? Why does the sole of his show show the bottom of his foot? 

In short, why is this?

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Don't forget to enter our contest on our Facebook discussion page. You will have a few choices for the prize, one being a gift certificate to Take The Cake Cafe in Northside (this past friday's Friday Awesome)

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Posted January 31, 2010 by WTF Cincinnati 
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What do most Bengals have in common? Their (prison) stripes! (from ApocalypticPony)

I was reading about Rey Maualuga being arrested for DUI on Friday(BAC of .157, good job) when I thought to myself, "I wonder what our other Bengals have been arrested for?" Thankfully, the folks at channel 5 WLWT have put together a fun slideshow going over Bengal mugshots and description of crimes committed. What would we do without good old fashion journalism. 

http://www.wlwt.com/slideshow/sports/19140980/detail.html

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Posted January 30, 2010 by email 
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Friday #Awesome: @TakeTheCakeCafe

Take The Cake is one of my favorite places to eat in this god-forsaken city. Every time I go there the food it top notch, the desserts are delicious, and the barbeque.. ohh, I would love to take the barbeque to a seedy motel and let it have it's way with me. Make sure to follow them on twitter, because every Tuesday they have the "word of the day" where you can get $1 off your order. They also have a great brunch every Sunday, and you will usually find a bunch of the "cool kids" of the Cincinnati social media scene there. 

The Site: http://www.takethecakecincinnati.com/
The Daily Menu: http://takethecakecincinnati.com/menu/cafe/

Plus, they have extra special Diet Coke:

TtC will be one of the choices for our "Friday Awesome" contest. 

   

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Posted January 29, 2010 by WTF Cincinnati 
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Something something Smackdown

I haven't watched wrestling since I was a kid, but I do know that this Chris Jericho guy used to walk around karate-chopping his junk...

ERLANGER, Ky - WWE Wrestler Chris Jericho and Greg "Hurricane" Helms were arrested early Wednesday Morning for reportedly being "extremely intoxicated".

The wrestlers were arrested at the Shell gas station in the 3000 block of Dixie Highway around 5 a.m.

The two were arrested for alcoholic intoxication in a public place and taken to the Kenton County Detention Center. They were released on $120 bond each. The wrestlers were in the area because WWE Smackdown was at the U.S. Bank Arena on Tuesday. 

http://www.wcpo.com/news/local/story/WWE-Wrestler-Chris-Jericho-Arrested-In-Erlanger/Onc6ZrqslUmhHOOz8FmgYw.cspx?rss=703 

Do wrestlers know any way to be intoxicated other than extreme? They "wrestle" in an "extreme sport", so they must live their lives to the extreme, do some extreme fucking, bake extreme cookie, own an extreme feather duster, have callouses from their extreme needlepoint work, and get extremely intoxicated. 

Plus, if I was some rich wrestler guy and had to come to this podunk town of mouth breathing window lickers, I would get all sorts of shitcanned myself.

If you have more info on this story, comment here or on Facebook (or if you just want to let everyone know how extreme Chris Jericho is, you can do that too)

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Posted January 28, 2010 by WTF Cincinnati 
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A double shot of cars

Two different cars sent in by two different people. I figured why not give you guys an abundance of head-shaking today:

And remember to check out the contest we have running in the discussion section of http://www.facebook.com/wtfcincy 

   

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Posted January 27, 2010 by WTF Cincinnati 
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