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Showcasing the visual train wrecks, the absured, and the hideous found in Cincinnati. If we don't laugh at them, who will?

A hot glass of MILF (from @cuppincakes)

Hot Mom needing a photographer to take explicit photos. Most of the photos will be sexy and seductive, partially nude and nude. Not pay is involved. Need/Want to take explicit photos for boyfriend. Serious Inquiries only! Email with your credentials or a photo of you. Enter EXPLICIT PHOTS in subject line

http://cincinnati.craigslist.org/crg/1622951490.html

 
There are a few problems here
  1. If most of the photos are seductive or sexy, what are the others going to be? Snuff?
  2. No pay? really? I am guessing the ability to catch a glimpse of her 50 year old muff is all the payment I should want...
  3. How does sending a photo of myself replace the need for credentials? Is being able to work a simple camera all the cred I need?
  4. Labeling yourself a "hot mom" lets everyone know you are neither.

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Posted March 8, 2010 by WTF Cincinnati 
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Friday Awesome: Bockfest

www.bockfest.com

I would love to do a write-up of all the activities they have planned, but I am fucking slammed with work. Go to the website, plot your course, don't drive drunk.

If you take photos of any Bockfest happenings this weekend, it would be swell if you posted them in the photo section of our facebook page.

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Posted March 5, 2010 by WTF Cincinnati 
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A Sneffigy!

http://cincinnati.metromix.com/bars-and-clubs/photogallery/precipitation-retaliation-happy-hour/1791465/content

Remember how I mentioned people burning a snowman yesterday? Well, here are pictures of it. Leave it to Cincinnati to think that burning a snowman will show winter who's boss. 

That is, until there are a few flurries and all the schools close again.

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Posted March 3, 2010 by WTF Cincinnati 
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This left me speechless

Usually I try to post things in some sort of humorous light, but reading this article literally left me mouth agape in shock. I'm all for saying morally reprehensible things to disgust others and make myself laugh, but to actually do something this disturbed really shakes my faith in humanity.

Teens Accused Of Fatally Beating Stolen Baby Alpaca

MADISON TOWNSHIP, Ohio

Two teens and an adult have been charged in the theft and fatal beating of a Madison Township family's alpaca. A 17-year-old boy was arrested last week and charged with animal cruelty, breaking and entering and tampering with evidence.

The 3-month-old animal, named Masterpiece, was taken Feb. 5 from the family's farm in the 1700 block of Browns Run Road, and investigators said they found a trail of blood leading away from the scene. A second teen and an adult, whose name was not immediately released, have also been charged in the attack. The animal's owner said the teens and adult videotaped themselves as they hung the alpaca and beat it like a piñata. Investigators said the suspects dumped the alpaca's body in an abandoned barn in Madison County.

Some of the family's neighbors hope to raise $8,000 to buy them another alpaca, which are South American herd animals related to camels and llamas.

From WLWT

I hope that these people get locked up. I am sure if you look in to their lives, you will find a history of abuse to animals. And there is more than enough research done to show a link between violence to animals and sociopathic tendencies. Lets fucking cut our losses with these genetic mistakes... 

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Posted March 1, 2010 by WTF Cincinnati 
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My sentiments exactly


Even the parking meters outside of DAAP know how I feel about Cincinnati

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Posted March 1, 2010 by WTF Cincinnati 
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[Contest] Envelope Please

There were a total of 8 entries to our contest. I used the highly scientific method of going to random.org and having it pick a number between 1 - 8. The number it chose was......


Congrats Amy. You had the second entry and are the luck winner of a gift card to either Terry's Turf Club or Take the Cake cafe. I've contacted you on the facespace and once you let me know your choice, I'll send the prize out to you.

Thanks everyone for entering. I will be trying to head out to all the places you guys suggested. 

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Posted February 27, 2010 by WTF Cincinnati 
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Friday Awesome: Your Entries

Our first contest is wrapping up in a little under 12 hours (you have until 8pm to post somewhere/something in Cincy that you think is awesome over here). I was nervous because there was only one entry for about 3 weeks, but you guys came through and I wanted to share the various entries with everyone. I will be trying to check out and cover each of these places/events

If there is something you want to get on that list, head to www.facebook.com/wtfcincy and add it to the discussion. We did get one entry on twitter, but it couldn't be counted since I arbitrarily decided at the beginning to only count Facebook entries. 

The winner will get to choose a gift certificate to either Terry's Turf Club -or- Take the Cake Cafe. 

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Posted February 26, 2010 by WTF Cincinnati 
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More craigslist fun (from @foodhussy)

I think someone is confused on what fluid wed design is


http://cincinnati.craigslist.org/web/1614010949.html

I am not sure which is more disturbing... 
  • The fact someone is looking for a person that is lactating
  • It being posted in the web/html job section

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Posted February 24, 2010 by WTF Cincinnati 
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Brown Bag lunches just got scarier (from @cuppincakes)

Brown Bag Girl

I would like some pictures of girls with paper bags over their heads. If you are an interested girl willing to fulfill my wish, please respond for details. No nudity required. You can even take the photos yourself and send them to me and we can arrange payment. One photo of you wearing a paper bag is required for you to be considered. Thanks.

http://cincinnati.craigslist.org/crg/1610066293.html

I really don't know what to say about this. I wonder if this guy also has an ad looking for women to help him move a couch, but only if they are about a size 14.

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Posted February 23, 2010 by WTF Cincinnati 
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What will bored rich kids do now?

Six arrested in Indian Hill drug raids

The Enquirer

INDIAN HILL – Six suspects have been arrested on 32 felony drug trafficking charges, according to the Indian Hill Rangers.

The arrests, which happened on Friday, were a result of a several-months-long investigation in and around Indian Hill. Drugs involved included cocaine, OxyContin and marijuana.

Indian Hill Rangers were assisted in the investigation by the Hamilton County Police Association SWAT Team, the Cincinnati Police Department Vice Unit, the Deer Park Police Department and the Madeira Police Department.

Police expect additional arrests in the continuing investigation.

http://news.cincinnati.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/AB/20100221/NEWS0107/302170030/

 
Looks like I'll have more to do in OTR than go to Senate or Lavomatic.
 

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Posted February 21, 2010 by WTF Cincinnati 
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